Sunday 22 May 2011

The awkward moment when your table quiz chat gets humiliating


I may literally never stop laughing at the sorry attempt at an in-house table quiz performed at my house between myself, Susan "Malone" Howard, and my sisters Lynsey, Jenny and Ashleigh. We played it every man for themselves, from an online table quiz and picked names. Susan was standard "BT Gorgeous," Lynsey was "Quiztina Milian," Jenny, ironically, was "Team Winning," Ashleigh's doesn't bear repeating on the Internet and mine was SAF (Sound as F*k.) Proper Belfast, like.

Turns out that none of us are anywhere near as clever as we thought and the process of stupidity had started it turned into a vicious cycle. Here are a sample of some of our answers: -

WHICH FAMOUS ACTRESS IS FAMOUS FOR PRODUCING HER FITNESS VIDEOS - JANE BLANK?
Answer: Jane Eyre (Jenny.)

WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF SRI LANKA? 
Answer: Potango (Susan.)

WHAT DO THE LETTERS E.T. STAND FOR IN THE MOVIE?
Answer: Electric Telephone (Jenny.)


WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF MALTA? 
Answer: Potango (Susan. If at first you don't succeed...)

WHEN THE LETTERS "PB" APPEAR AFTER A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE'S NAME, WHAT DO THEY STAND FOR?
Answers: "Professional Bowler" (Gareth) 
"Pretty Bad" (Ashleigh)

WHO WAS THE LEAD SINGER OF THE POLICE? 
Answer: PC Plum (Jenny)

WHICH YOUNG ACTRESS PLAYED THE LITTLE GIRL IN THE MOVIE ET? 
Answer: Ashley Olsen (Jenny.)

WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE SHIP THE PILGRIMS EMIGRATED TO AMERICA ON IN 1605? 
Answer: 'The Pilgrim Pirate Ship' (Susan)

WHO WROTE 'THE MARRIAGE OF FIGARO'?
Answer: Pavarotti (Susan)


WHICH CITY DID RHYMING SLANG ORIGINATE IN? 
Answer: The Bronx (Jenny.)

WHO IS THE GREEK GOD OF TIME? 
Answer: Rolex (Lynsey) 
Armani (Susan.)

IN WHICH FAMOUS TUNNEL DID A FIRE START IN 1996?
Answer: The Tunnel of Doom (Jenny)

WHO WAS THE ROMAN GOD OF WAR? 
Answer: Pilate (Ashleigh. Who went to Sunday School every week for years.)

WHICH BRITISH WAR HERO WAS KNOWN AS THE IRON DUKE? 
Answer: The Duke of Iron (Jenny.)

WHO WROTE 'THE INVISIBLE MAN'?
Answer: J.K. Rowling. (Jenny)

WHICH COUNTRY IS BUCHAREST THE CAPITAL OF?
Answer: Paris (Ashleigh.)

Pay attention in class, kids. It's all I'm saying.

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